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Mary Blatz
Mary is one of the sweetest human beings around. Literally everyone loves her. She scares very easily, and once ran over a driving instructor with a motorcycle, and has killed more than her fair share of flowers in her attempts at gardening. But even though we know about these things, and we have ample material to give Mary our usual sarcastic treatment here, we can't bring ourselves to do it. This is for two reasons.
The first is that, as Administrative Assistant, Mary is the only person holding back a gargantuan funnel-cloud of chaos and confusion. The second is that, as Office Mother, the only thing we fear more than Rob's taste in movies is Mary's disapproval. Mary loves to travel with her husband, play with her grandchildren and screech loudly everytime Dmitri stealthily glides into position behind her desk.